Baptist Church Seating
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Sometimes our pastor goes on missions on another continent, but on his trip to Mexico, he was in continent.
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The youth pastor had a Lock-In last night, but then he called the pastor who explained how the deadbolts work again and he got out.
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I'm a vegan who eats meat and dairy and wears leather. I guess I'm not a very good vegan.
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows!
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This little boy found a lost purse. He found the identity of the owner and called her. They met up and she went on and on about how happy this made her.
She said, “the least I can do is give you a reward for finding my purse.” As she reached into her wallet, she said, “I could have sworn that I had a $20 bill.”
The little boy said, “Yes, Ma’am, you did. But I replaced it with a ten and two fives. The last time I found a purse, the lady only had a $20 and I didn’t get a reward.”
